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More Jokes!

Hi! Livy and Clears here! We have some more jokes just for you! These made us laugh, so hopefully, they make you laugh too!


Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?


He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.


Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”


Because every play has a cast.


Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?


He was just going through a stage.




Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?


He just needed a little space.



Why don’t scientists trust atoms?


Because they make up everything.



What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?


A nervous wreck.



What does a nosy pepper do?


Gets jalapeño business!


What was your favorite?😂😂😂😂😂

XOXO,

Livy and Clears




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